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ALFA & OMEGA INSOLV IPURL, lichidator judiciar al debitoarei S.C. Old Age S.R.L.– societate în faliment, dosar nr. 5193/99/2015(290/2015) aflat pe rolul Tribunalului Iași–Faliment, în temeiul dispozițiilor Legii nr. 85/2014, vinde prin licitație publică cu strigare următoarele bunuri proprietate ale debitoarei S.C. Old Age S.R.L.: 1. Bun imobil – Proprietate industrială situată în Comuna cadastrală UAT Ciurea, Sat Dumbrava, Jud. Iași – formată din : - teren intravilan în sup. de 1.976 mp și construcțiile C1 – hală (s.c. 681,33mp) și C2 – platformă betonată (s.c. 488,15 mp); - teren intravilan în sup. de 4.065 mp și construcțiile C1 – hală (grajd nr. 4 – s.c. 383,88 mp), C2 – platformă betonată (s.c. 227,21 mp) și C3 – magazie (s.c. 17,82 mp)- teren intravilan în sup. de 2.712 mp și construcțiile C1 – hală (s.c. 685,44 mp), C2 – platformă betonată (s.c. 422,46 mp) și C3 – hală (s.c. 695,86 mp) - Cota indiviză teren în suprafață de 810,62 mp din teren în suprafață totală de 2.326 mp, având nr. cad. 1519/10 înscris în CF nr. 3019 a UAT Ciurea, Jud. Iași. Preț de pornire 80% din valoarea de piață stabilită prin raportul de evaluare- 209.840 Euro (exclusivTVA). 2. Bunuri mobile de natura echipamentelor tehnologice și mijloacelor de transport- Preț de pornire 80% din valoarea de piață stabilită prin raportul de evaluare. Licitațiile vor avea loc în zilele de: 12,19,26.02.2021 respectiv 05,12 și 19.03.2021 ora 10.00, la biroul lichidatorului judiciar din Mun.Iași, Str. Grigore Ureche, nr.3, Bl. Gh. Şonțu, Demisol, Birou nr.4, Jud.Iaşi, putând participa orice persoană fizică sau juridică care va depune o ofertă care va conţine:  cerere de participare la licitaţie;  dovada achitării taxei de participare, astfel:  500 lei pentru bunurile mobile  2.000 lei pentru bunul imobil  dovada achitării caietului de sarcini de 1.000 lei fără TVA–pentru bunul imobil;  dovada achitării cauţiunii de 10% din preţul de pornire al licitaţiei, sumă care se va achita în contul colector RO47PIRB2400741082005000 deschis pe numele debitoarei S.C. Old Age S.R.L. la First Bank;  actele de identificare a persoanei juridice/fizice, împuternicire pentru persoana care reprezintă societatea cu menţiunea că are mandat de a licita indiferent de sumă, ştampila. Taxa de participare și contravaloarea caietului de sarcini se va achita în contul lichidatorului judiciar RO33PIRB2400738563001000 deschis la First Bank. Ofertele se vor depune la biroul lichidatorului judiciar, prin e-mail sau fax, cel târziu cu 1 zi lucrătoare înainte de ziua licitaţiei, până la ora 16.00. Ofertanţii care se înscriu la licitaţie, dar nu participă, pierd toate sumele avansate în vederea participării la licitaţie. Neplata preţului în termenul stabilit de 30 zile calendaristice de la data licitaţiei, duce la pierderea sumelor avansate pentru achiziţionarea bunurilor, care vor fi scoase din nou la vânzare în sarcina cumpărătorului. Oricine pretinde vreun drept asupra bunurilor scoase la vânzare,sub sancţiunea decăderii, se va adresa lichidatorului judiciar şi va face dovada până în ziua licitaţei. Informaţii suplimentare la tel: 0744520508, 0744994490; fax:0332814773, e-mail: alfa.omega.insolv@ gmail.com.
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